(tranny tits on the loose; don’t look further if you might get offended!)
on december 21st, the house of field celebrated its annual christmas dinner and i was so delighted to be included. there were over 80 people on this incredible guest list, filled with the most beautiful trannies, drag queens, new york club kids, and really the nicest and funniest people ever. everyone was so shiny and sequined and eyelined, and i think the amount of fake eyelashes used that night could make a wig.
although i recognized many faces, i didn’t know many of them; after all i’d only been working at the patricia field boutique once or twice a week for about 7 months, so i only knew those who came to the store regularly. but it was great to see how everyone was so close to one another. it really felt like christmas, and it didn’t even matter what age, colour, or sex you were.
the party was held in a private room at the la bottega restaurant in the maritime hotel, complete with a fireplace, christmas tree with presents, and of course, who else but trannyclaus! haha!
it was fantastic. everyone was so dressed up it was better than the oscars. i felt so pale in comparison and wished i had piled on the eyeshadow. there’s nothing like feeling less of a female when standing in between two drags. the dinner was so darn yummy, it was quite orgasmic. midway through the evening, the delightful and always smiling andre j performed a little number for us that ended with her spinning in crazy, wild circles around the room, stripping down to little white boy shorts, grabbing a candle from the table and pouring the hot wax all over her body. ooh lala.
after andre j’s performance, out came tranny claus who had changed into a different little number. a very very tight one. and then in a split second, her boobs had popped out of her dress. which left me holding my stomach and laughing really hard.
in the next moment, ian’s face was pressed into her cleavage and as you can see, even dai was laughing her face off.
then the best thing of all happened.
i honestly thought i might die laughing. tom tom, the boy who had just made some lurve to trannyclaus’s boobies, is of course, gay himself. and i’m sure he isn’t at all particularly attracted to boobs. heh heh.
i felt very blessed to have had the opportunity to work with such amazing people. i miss them lots!! for more retarded photos, check out my flickr account!
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